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fuckthehypewearwhatyoulike: Smokin’ Labbit Silver Edition Giant Labbits everywhere! Frank Kozik’s ill-tempered icon has grown to an alarming 10-inches and sports a splendid sheen of silver. The only thing bigger is its ego! And this one knows
felkina: “My oh my little human.. You seem to of stumbled upon me in my somewhat horny state… Don’t be alarmed, it isn’t a bad thing… You will be rewarded in fact by having your dick drained of all its seed as I use you as my own private
cartoonpolitics: “Coca-Cola’s Super Bowl ad showed that some Americans still can’t take diversity. Its multilingual script alarmed conservatives already losing their battle to preserve an America that never existed” .. (from this article)
alarm system broke or something, its been going off haphazardly for 3 fucking hours and the apartment owners dont want to send someone out to fix it casuse its the weekend and turning off all the circuit breakers doesnt fix it either im going insane
ultra-art-blog: I AM VERY ALARMED TODAY CUZ ITS BICA’S BIRTHDAY 🎉💕🎉💕@markiplier
I just downloaded this alarm ringtone where choi jin hyuk says cheesy ass things to wake me up. Im trash lmao
ichthyologist: Flying Gurnard (Dactylopterus volitans) When alarmed, the flying gurnard spreads its large pectoral fins in order to frighten off predators. Despite its name, the fish cannot glide out of water. Beckmannjan on Wikimedia Commons
foxnewsofficial: it’s quite liberating growing up and realising your parents don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about
thalamtnafsee: heroincest: my friend and i had to break a social norm for our sociology class so we drove around and catcalled boys (and one male teacher omfg) and they all looked so alarmed and confused and like they thought we were straight up crazy
tell you what, though, I really do need to fix my sleep schedule because its bad and its dragging me down. I shall try to wake up at my first alarm tomorrow no matter how tired I am.
a’ight, I got my new wallpaper. Now I’m going to sleep. I think I’m going to turn off my alarm and just sleep until I wake. I’m always wary to do that ‘cause I can wreck my sleep schedule really easily (and its something I always tend to do
haleyjoleonard: did-you-kno: Source this explains me i usually tell people to wake me up at like 4 and they dont even have to wake me up and tell me i just get up at that time so its like i have a natural alarm clock. i always thought it was cool.
bustyexpansions: Her breast looked absolutely gigantic now. Day by day, her tits were expanding at an alarming rate. She didn’t seem worried though. In fact, its seems her growing tits have awoken her sexual deviant side.
thetardiswillcomeforme: OK SO MY FIRE ALARM JUST WENT OFF BECAUSE MY STEPFATHER BURNED SOME TOAST BUT I DIDNT KNOW THAT SO NOW MY PARENTS ARE IN HYSTERICS LAUGHING AT ME BECAUSE I RAN OUTSIDE WITH MY COMPUTER AND ITS CHARGER IN MY ARMS MY FIRST THOUGHT
tenaciousmermaid: gregnorton: tenaciousmermaid: tenaciousmermaid: MY DOOR JUST FUCKING OPENED ON ITS OWN Haha lmao it was just my cat lol false alarm guys no worries my life is still boring as hell Disappointed this didn’t end in ghosts. Plot
its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith: I don’t wish to alarm you, but on July 31 of this year, Harry Potter ceases to be one of the most sought after consumers in the world, as he exits the critical 18-34 demographic. Sorry, Harry…no one will care what you
animate-mush:ryttu3k:meatcrimes:imhumanguysiswear:its-sixxers:meatcrimes:meatcrimes:using both fahrenheit and celsius to determine temperature is wild because you’ll be thinking in one measurement unit and someone will say some alarming number and then
sex-doesnt-alarm-me: jackhawksmoor: ash-is-in-neverland: pantsareunwelcome: tumblr after dark is kind of like… NO YOU DONT GET IT IM HAPF ASLEEP AND IM IN TEARS FROM LAUGHIN its like they’re making a music video help This is a car advert….
miniaturepoodle: why does that thing happen where you wake up before your alarm and youre like “wow, i feel so refreshed and awake and i still get to go back to sleep for an hour” but the next time you wake up its like
milliardo-peacecraft: moustacherides: weloveshortvideos: When you got a test at 8:30 and its 8:25 When you turn your alarm off instead of pressing snooze god i wanna drive like this guy
tropius: its alarming how creepy you all are stop taking candid fucking photos of people
degeneratepoetsociety: my alarm is set for 930 am, its 215 am
shangoreturns: “The desire of more white women considering interracial mixing is growing ever alarmingly, even for those who seem to be unaware of its movement spreading. As older white women (Milfs, Cougars, and Mature wives) are learning to discover.
john-egbert: john-egbert: john-egbert: john-egbert: john-egbert: im bored im gonna microwave soap and see what happens brb hold on im gonna put it in for five more minutes ITS ON FIRE THE SMOKE ALARM IS GOING OFF THIS WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA DONT
There’s this weird beeping noise in the art building and its pisSING ME OFF
drew some of the ocs as if they were in a school AU for fun!
